Communication Recorder: Super Siracusan
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Transcripts of the Super Siracusan Monthly Squad's Communication Recorders.
| Part 1 Unlocked at the start
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| Chiave | Make your mind up! Are we going to this "Classic Royal Restaurant" or not?! |
| Aosta | No. |
| Broca | No. |
| Chiave | What's the problem with you two?! A joint this expensive? It's gotta be great! And you're not gonna go?! |
| Broca | Who gave you these discount coupons...? |
| Chiave | Somebody I know, duh. I got connections... |
| Aosta | He got it as a prize from a juice box. |
| Chiave | Forget the details, you going? No? |
| Aosta | Isn't the Gaulish on this coupon spelled wrong? |
| Chiave | It is? Wait, what do you know about Gaulish anyway? |
| Broca | What do they mean, 200% off? Are they going to pay us? |
| Aosta | And the craftsmanship on this coupon's some hideous stuff. It's fading here, look. |
| Chiave | Agh! Man, it is. |
| Broca | Odds are he got duped again. |
| Aosta | Without a doubt. |
| Chiave | Cazzo,[note 1] I said forget the details! You won't know until you go see. |
| Aosta | Use your brain a little. How's a high-quality restaurant gonna produce coupons this crappy? And even if they're real, they're not gonna let Infected in. It's fake at a glance. |
| Chiave | Ugh... you serious? |
| Broca | Hold on, what's this signature dish they're advertising here... |
| Chiave | Lemme see... Marmalade macaroni? |
| Aosta | What the shit is this "restaurant?!" |
| Part 2 Unlocked after entering the 3rd floor
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| Broca | Marmalade macaroni. It kind of rings a bell. |
| Aosta | Huh? |
| Broca | A foreman told me a story once, from about seventy years or so ago. Back then, the Contes[note 2] had this chef who made the worst food. So bad they kicked him out of Siracusa. |
| Aosta | Oh, I remember now. He scampered off to Gaul after. The con guy who called himself a Siracusan celebrity chef. |
| Broca | Yeah, that's the guy. |
| Chiave | Huh? I never heard of any of this. |
| Broca | Well... You should read a few more books. |
| Chiave | So then? What happened after? |
| Broca | He had good luck, probably. Faked it the whole way until he actually got a rep as a famous chef. |
| Aosta | And then he threw up a mountain of recipes that could drive a Siracusan insane. |
| Chiave | Like? |
| Broca | Marmalade macaroni, chocolate sauce spaghetti... |
| Aosta | But it seemed to suit the Gauls well enough. |
| Chiave | Doesn't sound that bad to me. |
| Broca | Come again? |
| Aosta | You sure? |
| Chiave | Sounds real sweet. Tasty, right? |
| Broca | You son of a mother. |
| Aosta | Something's wrong with your taste buds. |
| Part 3 Unlocked after entering the 5th floor
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| Broca | Excuse me, you're reading? |
| Chiave | What? Don't give me that, I'm a... |
| Aosta | What is this... recipes? You learning to cook? |
| Chiave | I kinda got into it recently, and this cookbook's real interesting. I wanna give it a shot. |
| Aosta | "Innovations in the Cuisine of Terra, Issue 200." Don't know if you should trust that in your kitchen. |
| Chiave | Check out this new dish from Yan! "Mapo Strawberry."[note 3] |
| Broca | You dumbass... |
| Aosta | Don't you ever let a single Yanese operator catch sight of this thing. |
| Chiave | I've decided. I'm gonna learn this one. Siesta-style fruit pizza.[note 4] |
| Broca | ...... |
| Aosta | ...... |
| Chiave | ...... |
| Aosta | Broca. Get a rope. Tie Chiave up. |
| Broca | Alright. Chiave, no struggling. |
| Chiave | Waargh! What are you two doing?! |
| Broca | ...And then? |
| Aosta | Find a Laterano church. Throw him in there. Let the clerics beat his brains out. |
| Broca | Alright. |
| Chiave | What the hell for?! |
Notes
- ↑ "F**k" in Italian
- ↑ Italian equivalent of "Count"
- ↑ The "Mapo Strawberry" is obviously based on a real-life recipe in the Tokyo Bay Tokyu Hotel, which aroused meme-ish moments in the Chinese internet. See these two links for more info.
- ↑ An obvious parallel to the Hawaiian pizza, which is heavily detested by the Italians in real life.