Operation story: LTTB
< LTTB
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| This article contains story information that are non-canonical to the plot of Arknights. |
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Before operation
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| [The homies cheer.] | |
| Sponsored by MARTHE Clothing, raise your hands for our Freestyle Thursday, Loyal to the Beat, our night of rap! Please welcome our Beatmaster, the Bayside Overlord, the Tycoon for the Ages, ooourrr Emmmmm–perooooor! He's here once again to welcome our fresh challengers... they are– | |
| [OG Emperor himself, the rap god of Columbia, walks to the stage.] | |
| Emperor | Logic. Order. Common sense. Lay of the land. Too many of y'all let that shit get to you. Suckers crawl outta bed to act like some boring-ass drones? Where's the joy? Y'all tell me. Enlighten a man here. Why's a healthy morning breakfast taste like trash? You really gotta get that report on 'if all Cautus ears grow long' done today? Does one plus one really gotta yield a result? Boring. Boring from the B to the G! Wack-ass music's got me out of my vibe, we need more FIRE! More perception, more intuition, more enthusiasm! The spark, the insight, the explosion, the unexpected! More flabbergasting, tongue-tying than any scripted performance, more attention-grabbing than this whole damn stage they rigged up! Forget your comfort zone, your common sense, your logic! I wanna hear you cheer right now like no tomorrow! There's only one truth standing in here, one miracle. –And that's me! |
| [The homies cheer on OG Emperor's badass boast.] | |
| <Background fades out and in> | |
| Excited Fan | Mr. Emperor! It's THE Mr. Emperor, in the flesh, speaking to us! Am I dreaming? I-I-I wonder if I can get his autograph later... |
| Fan? | Hey, watch it, don't hyperventilate. Deep breaths, deep breaths– |
| Excited Fan | Huff... phew... |
| Fan? | Are we all good here? Can't shake the feeling that superstar stage guy's got some wild crap up his sleeve. |
| Passionate Fan | Don't worry, that's Emperor's stage by right. Even supposing he'll set a round of explosions off, the stage has accounted for it all! |
| Fan? | Can't tell if you're being serious... |
| <Background fades out and in> | |
| Emperor | Got a bunch of new blood hungry to climb up, a bunch of comedian-ass judges, and commentary staler than aunty's cornbread. What else we got? Hey, you invited me here, and you're gonna tell me to my face you only got these snoozefests lined up? |
| MC | But of course not. Don't you fear, Mr. Emperor. Just for you, we've prepared some very nice surprises– |
| [A familiar Zalak walks into the stage.] | |
| ??? | This farce ends here. |
| Emperor | Uh-huh? |
| Promising Rap Upcomer | Your display on the stage forces our hand, Emperor. Your music, even your lyrics are the epitome of skin-deep. I could write a dozen of these musty tracks in a day. They ought to sweep your out-of-date flow along with 70 Percent into a pile of dead leaves. Let this fresh face show you all what music is about now. And I'll let you in too, on the meaning of true modern rap. |
| [Emperor pulls out his piece, Li'l Homie, and starts blastin' at the Zalak buster, but misses.] | |
| Emperor | Tch, that one went wide. Sorry, that's my fault for missing. Man, what kinda clown shit is this? Keep talking that noise and I'm gonna spill my lunch. Who let the stank-ass rat onto the stage? A rap newcomer? How come I ain't heard about a punk who pisses people off this bad. |
| MC | You haven't followed the industry for a while, have you, Mr. Emperor? Plenty of talented singers have risen up lately, among which are some who brought their own sturdy core of supporters. There's no spitting on their strength. Our Mr. "Sandstorm Rudes" here is the one with the biggest buzz out of all the new faces. |
| Emperor | Son's name is "Sandstorm Rudes"?! Sheesh, name's so wack it's got me shedding. |
| "Sandstorm Rudes" | Is it? I think it's quite good, for one. Time for Sandstorm Rudes a.k.a. M.C. Kojui to show you there's no judging a book by its cover, and you've no right to laugh at someone else's name. |
| Old School Musician | Heavens, I had no idea you two get on so well! Though, might I ask you don't ignore me? Here, I'm right here! Why does nobody respect their elders? Where's the shrieking, the applause? You don't think my record sales are phony, do you? People, I'm a platinum LP machine! Here, you young fellows, help me out now, boost me up. |
| Emperor | So what? This posse of store brand clowns is your big surprise for me? Do I have something wrong here? Can I get a confirmation this ain't the butt of a giant-ass joke? |
| MC | As you can see, these are our "challengers" for tonight! We didn't invite just one vocalist to this battle! We're running the gauntlet from the evergreens of the music world who've seen it all, to the newcomers drawing all attention! You can look forward to plenty more mystery guests tonight! These musicians are about to issue a challenge to our rap god! |
| <Background fades out and in> | |
| Excited Fan | That's... that's the new singer who's gotten really popular recently! |
| Fan? | Huh? I feel like I've seen that guy in the back on some screen before. They got so many big names for this? |
| Excited Fan | Oh, gosh, I think they're about to start! Emperor's going to rap?! |
| Passionate Fan | It seems we were right to attend this one... Move, let's get a better view! |
| <Background fades out and in> | |
| Emperor | ...... Damn good. Y'all did aight. Plenty of fools with the nerve to challenge me, but here's hoping y'all are made of different stuff. Don't let me down too hard! Lay it out. How's this challenge gonna roll? Y'all gonna charge together or come one by one? I don't mind splashing a little of my precious time here. |
| "Sandstorm Rudes" | And I wouldn't mind bringing it to a past-man who can't keep up with the times. |
| Old School Musician | Hold on, are you including me in that last bit? |
| Emperor | Hold up, I got a good idea! A chance like this is one in two blue moons. We're gonna raise the bar a little, make this interesting! |
| MC | What will you need, Mr. Emperor? We'll arrange for... |
| Emperor | No need. Won't be much hassle. You, yeah, you guys. Get up here. |
| Excited Fan | Huh?! M-Me? |
| Passionate Fan | Is there something you need us to do? |
| Emperor | Ladies and gentlemen, you know your way around an instrument? No need to panic if you don't. Either way, you're about to see why they call Big E. the OG, 'cause I'm about to give y'all a little show! |
| Old School Musician | Is that your increase in difficulty? Calling a few laypeople to accompany you in an improvised act? |
| "Sandstorm Rudes" | Hmph. The nerve, indeed. |
| Excited Fan | Are... you really letting us do this...? |
| Emperor | Breathe out. Add in some bonus backing percussion, and leave the rest to me. Y'all can break the drum for all I care, the bill's on my tab. Don't matter what tune, it's all part of my rhythm in the end, baby! |
| Fan? | Whew, big mouth on this guy. Neat. I'm definitely beginning to like this rap king guy. |
| Emperor | Alright, talk time is OVER, no more dragging it out! Come at me! Stand before the Emperor, 'til the little patience he has for these fools is gone! DJ– ––Drop the beat!! |
During operation
| Emperor | My flow so deep gotchu feelin' like you drowned, low-key beats gettin' asses on the ground Think hard, think fast, this is Emperor's sound Come on old man, call your nurse, unless you wanna leave this place in a hearse Joints popping got your ass in pain. Think you can stand up to me? Can't even stand on a cane |
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| "Sandstorm Rudes" | Nineteen crowns on your head, no wonder your brain only screams Free hint, you'd better run back to your parcel-jobbing daydream Let M.C. Kojui put you straight and narrow, no seams A stitch job, your next time Parkside humble like I do deem |
| Emperor | You oughta get 6060 to teach you flow Drop another 1.8 mil, maybe you can learn how to put on a show Ain't my fault my Skill steals your shine Lights are filling up this club, let's get this easy dub! |
| [After 173 motherf**kers are iced, leaving only the Zalak buster MC Kojui/"Sandstorm Rudes"...] | |
| "Sandstorm Rudes" | You have rhyme by all accounts, the ability, the thrill It's time for one man round the block to move in for the kill |
After operation
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| Passionate Fan | It's over... |
| Fan? | Phew. I'm kinda dizzy. |
| Excited Fan | It's over! Mr. Emperor won! |
| Emperor | I pronounce this case closed! What gave you fools the idea you could beat me? Y'all collectively saw something, or just went cuckoo? But it don't matter. Program turned out pretty good in the end. More presentable than that fake-ass commentary before. Another thing, some of those challengers out there were mad sus. Y'all got some shitty standards, for real. |
| MC | Just another part of the nice surprise. I think the fine results speak for themselves. |
| Old School Musician | Not half bad to me either. Quite entertaining, isn't it? |
| Emperor | Hey, drop everything for a moment. Why's this crusty rat allowed to sit there? |
| "Sandstorm Rudes" | I've been standing for too long. My legs can't handle it. |
| Emperor | Pah! Why don't you roll straight back to your nursing home, then? |
| MC | Anyway, congratulations to Mr. Emperor for claiming the win in this challenger round-robin! We've prepared an absolutely imitationless sculpture in commemoration of our victor! Whether appreciability or collectability, it's worth its weight in gold! |
| Old School Musician | Er, speaking frankly, I'd hardly want that prize even if you gifted it to me. |
| "Sandstorm Rudes" | Indeed. You might give yourself nightmares, displaying it in your home. |
| Emperor | Y'all just don't know how to admire it! Forget it. Don't give it to me, give it to those little friends of mine over there. They hit a pretty solid beat, and it ain't every day you get to share a stage with the Emperor. Need to really remember it. |
| Excited Fan | Can I have it, really?! |
| Emperor | Cool it, cool it. If I say you can, then damn right you can. What I say here goes. What, don't tell me there's still people who don't know? I'mma remind all you fools who don't get it, out of the kindness of my heart, one last time, one final time! Listen careful. And then scream my name, worship me. |
| [The homies cheer on Emperor's yet another badass boast.] | |
| Emperor | I, am the one and only truth standing here. On this stage–what I say goes! |